No wonder the Vikings lost! Look how frickin' COLD it is there in Minnesota? How can anyone concentrate on football when it's that cold outside? How can you hold on to the ball when it's frozen solid like a young, boneless turkey breast? How can you run when the blood in your veins has turned to icy slush? What? Oh, the game was played in New Orleans? Oops. Nevermind.
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