Just When You Thought Your Energy Was All Gone...

It's like drinking red pepper! I have only choked twice and I'm sure my colon will be back to normal any day now...

They will use anything to sell an energy drink. I know I will typically, robotically, buy anything that is new purely for the sake of its newness.

Add your favorite drug song here:___________

Monday Morning Milieu

This is how my day begins. Take my pill, write a note to remember to take it again tomorrow, put on my glare resistant shades and get to workin'.

White Roses from a Secret Admirer

How did this mysterious stranger know that white roses are my favorite flower? Tell me, Liberal, does loving white roses the way I do make me racist? Only the Grand Wizard truly knows. But seriously. When I look at a white rose, I don't think of wonder bread or the ludicrous notion of genetic superiority, I'm just so amazed by the observation that most of nature explodes with color and the stark purity of the white rose is a startling and striking contradiction...until I read that the color white actually contains every color of the spectrum, which makes the white rose the most colorful flower of all.

Monet for Nothin'...

This is the photo that got me thrown out of the High Museum. Too bad for them that I had to pass through the gift shop on my way out and was able to buy a book of everything they wouldn't let me see due to my "crime". Fantabulous Exhibit!

Need a Trim?

This sign appeared all over my apt complex. Apparently word got out that my last hair cut was 4 years ago. Luckily for me the REAL barbershop is just around the corner on Piedmont.